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A new podcast discussing sex, relationships, race, identity, what we like to read, & who we like to read.

 
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season 2 guarantees*

Disrespect
Petty drama
Special guest-hos
An upgraded rosé budget
A whole episode where we just watch Jennifer Hudson videos
Marxist rants
Popper hacks
Best ho practices
You, getting your life
Vigorous I-don’t-know-her-ing of Taylor Swift
The three “L’s”: lube, lube, lube
Blaming personal downfalls on astrology
Campaigning for a 5th host, Tracee Ellis Ross
Joan Didion-themed foreplay
Staunch defense of the oxford comma
On-air anal bleaching
Zero air time for Kevin Spacey

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MEET THE THOTS

TOMMY "TEEBS" PICO

indigenous American poet, serial truth-teller, Myers-Briggs: IDGAF

FRAN TIRADO

writer, editor, 3rd-tier Gay Mafia card-carrying member

DENNIS NORRIS II

author, ex-figure skater, purveyor of metallic clothing

JOE OSMUNDSON

scientist, memoirist, professional troll to his racist cousins on Facebook

 
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