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A new podcast discussing sex, relationships, race, identity, what we like to read, & who we like to read.

 
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season 3 guarantees*

Problematic faves
Newfound Ariana fandom
Guest Thots who are smarter and hotter than us
More rosé mistakes
Nostalgia for Mariah Carey’s better days
Diva antics
Lube hacks
Ill-fitting rompers
Kill all men
Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter erotic fan fiction
Sex tips backed by literal science
Further defamation of all Geminis
Replacing Joe with Matt Rogers
More papis
Toxic femininity
An intense lust for the words of Mary Oliver
Offensively bad Italian accents

Thirsty? Want a lil' more?

 
 

MEET THE THOTS

TOMMY "TEEBS" PICO

indigenous American poet, serial truth-teller, Myers-Briggs: IDGAF

FRAN TIRADO

writer, editor, 3rd-tier Gay Mafia card-carrying member

DENNIS NORRIS II

author, ex-figure skater, purveyor of metallic clothing

JOE OSMUNDSON

scientist, memoirist, professional troll to his racist cousins on Facebook

 
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